Going by the comment and reaction count, these are your favourite jokes from the site.
Top 10 Jokes
I took the shell off of my racing snail to make it go faster but it just became a little sluggish.
What do sea monsters eat?
Fish and ships
TIL protons have mass. I didn’t even know they were catholic.
I would tell you the joke about the bad pole vaulter
but it never goes over very well.
How much does Santa pay for parking his sleigh?
Nothing. It’s on the house.
Pirates make great singers because they love to hit the high Cs.
TIL scientists ring birds to see where they migrate
I’m completely blown away – I didn’t even know birds could use phones
This is my step ladder
I never knew my real ladder.
Singing?
Did you know that at any given moment, the urge to sing, “The Lion Sleeps Tonight” is just a whim away, a whim away, a whim away…