Tag: puns
Trumps tarrifs:
They make so little sense that you don’t even get a dollar.
I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was soul-destroying.
Did you hear about the bad boy of Assam?
He was a little tea-leaf.
If a frog’s car breaks down, does it get toad?
If you are an electrical engineer
There’s no place like ohm.
My giant mushroom
I ordered a large garlic mushroom at the pub. When it was brought to my table, the mushroom said its name was Bill. He spent half an hour cracking jokes and telling stories. He got a round of beers in for the whole table. He made a few calls and got us tickets to a rock concert.
He was a real fungi to be with.