Tag: technically true
World War 2 ended more than six years ago
The UK army does not accept applicants aged six and under
Make a fire for a man and he will be warm for the night
Light a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life
You must be over 2 years of age to drive a car
I have never, ever, lost a fight with Jackie Chan
(because I have never had a fight with him)
