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I’ve been alive for over three days

Posted on 15 July 2026 | by NotAllThatFunny | Leave a Comment on I’ve been alive for over three days
Posted in Dad Jokes | Tagged technically true, true story

World War 2 ended more than six years ago

Posted on 14 April 2026 | by Matt | Leave a Comment on World War 2 ended more than six years ago
Posted in Dad Jokes | Tagged technically true

The UK army does not accept applicants aged six and under

Posted on 16 July 2025 | by NotAllThatFunny | Leave a Comment on The UK army does not accept applicants aged six and under
Posted in Funny because it is true | Tagged technically true

Make a fire for a man and he will be warm for the night

Posted on 16 July 2025 | by NotAllThatFunny | Leave a Comment on Make a fire for a man and he will be warm for the night

Light a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life

Posted in Funny because it is true | Tagged technically true

You must be over 2 years of age to drive a car

Posted on 15 July 2025 | by NotAllThatFunny | Leave a Comment on You must be over 2 years of age to drive a car
Posted in Funny because it is true | Tagged technically true

I have never, ever, lost a fight with Jackie Chan

Posted on 15 July 2025 | by NotAllThatFunny | Leave a Comment on I have never, ever, lost a fight with Jackie Chan

(because I have never had a fight with him)

Posted in Funny because it is true | Tagged technically true

He’s not wrong

Posted on 15 July 2025 | by punning | Leave a Comment on He’s not wrong
Hand at window holding Uno cards. There are three Uno cards pressed against the glass. A cockerel is on the other side of the glass looking at the cards.
Posted in Dad Jokes | Tagged technically true, Uno

Most dolphins do not attend church

Posted on 15 July 2025 | by NotAllThatFunny | Leave a Comment on Most dolphins do not attend church
Posted in Funny because it is true | Tagged animal facts, technically true

One or more people will read this

Posted on 15 July 2025 | by Matt | 2 Comments on One or more people will read this
Posted in Funny because it is true | Tagged technically true

Believe it or not you could live the rest of your life under water

Posted on 14 July 2025 | by Matt | Leave a Comment on Believe it or not you could live the rest of your life under water
Posted in Funny because it is true | Tagged technically true, water
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