Quest for (Christmas) cracker jokes

I’m looking for all the best and worst Christmas cracker jokes to share on the front page. Share the jokes from your crackers here.

Let’s see if we can get to 100 cracker jokes before New Year.

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  • From the Thanet Creative Christmas dinner:

    How does Good King Wenceslas like his Pizza?
    Deep pan, crisp and even.

    What do you call a snowman in the summer?
    A puddle.

    Where do they make movies about Christmas trees?
    In Tinsel Town.

    Why did no one bid for Rudolph and Blitzen on eBay?
    Because they were two deer.

    What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark?
    Frostbite.

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