A time traveller.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
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If Baby Groot joined the army he’d be an infant tree man
Dude 1: hey, bro.
Dude 2: yeah, bro?
Dude 1: hand me that pamphlet?
Dude 2: brochure.
“Did you know that in The Lord of the Rings, Rivendell was built on a low outcrop of stone above the river Bruinen?”
“You don’t say.”
“You could say that Elrond was an Elf…”
“No.”
“On a shelf.”
“I hate you.”
Them: Any plans for the new year?
Me: I going to get some new glasses.
Them: And after that?
Me: After that, we’ll see.
If you’re lonely, start a business. At least you’ll have a little company.
