Category: Geek Jokes
TIL protons have mass. I didn’t even know they were catholic.
How many software devs does it take to change a light bulb?
None. Lightbulbs are a hardware problem.
An engineer, a biologist, and a mathmatician…
I made a graph to review all of my past relationships…
It has an ex axis and a why axis.
Via@Natasha_Jay
“Did you know that in The Lord of the Rings, Rivendell was built on a low outcrop of stone above the river Bruinen?”
“You don’t say.”
“You could say that Elrond was an Elf…”
“No.”
“On a shelf.”
“I hate you.”