Author: Guest Punster
This is the account that will post user submitted puns, joke, memes, and funny content.
My dogs…
Reblog of trickykat via Matt:
Trumps tarrifs:
They make so little sense that you don’t even get a dollar.
Festive dad jokes
I used to know a Serbian roadie. I knew a Czech one, too. A Czech one, too.
I do sing in the car, but only when I’m in reverse.
I’m more of a backup singer.
I made a graph to review all of my past relationships…
It has an ex axis and a why axis.
Via@Natasha_Jay
I’d be shocked if I ever got struck by lightning.
My buddy’s bakery burned down last night. Now his business is toast
If you’re lonely, start a business. At least you’ll have a little company.
After years of research, I finally figured out that the secret to a healthy lawn is sprinkling protein powder on the wet morning grass.
This idea was whey over dew.
My mother’s giving my son a picture of Mt. Everest’s peak For Christmas this year. I’m not sure I can top that.
On Wikipedia what should be added to that new pasta article?
A good source.
Why did no one bid for Rudolph and Blitzen on eBay?
Because they were two deer.
Tim Vine one-liners
How does Good King Wenceslas like his Pizza?
Deep pan, crisp and even.
I recently came up with a pirate-themed tabletop RPG, but then the makers of Dungeons and Dragons found out.
They sent me a seas-and-d6 letter.
Bartender: “Sorry, we don’t serve faster-than-light particles here.”
A tachyon walks Into a bar.
