What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark?
Frostbite.
Tag: Christmas Cracker Jokes
Why did no one bid for Rudolph and Blitzen on eBay?
Because they were two deer.
Where do they make movies about Christmas trees?
In Tinsel Town.
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A puddle.
How does Good King Wenceslas like his Pizza?
Deep pan, crisp and even.