None. Lightbulbs are a hardware problem.
Tag: change a lightbulb
Q. How many [archetypes] does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. [Funny answer reflective of the archetypes]
Q. How many princesses does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. Um, excuse me! Princesses don’t change lightbulbs.
How many narcissists does it take to change a lightbulb?
One. The narcissist holds the lightbulb while the rest of the world revolves around him.
How many elderly Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?
Change??
How many therapists does it take to change a lightbulb?
One but the light bulb has to really want to change.
How many Tory MPs does it take to change a lightbulb?
Nobody knows for sure. They need to form a committee which sacks at least one member each week due to some scandal or disagreement. The committee will take at least six months to meet and agree on a budget. They will then wait for a new prime minister before they award the contract to a party donor. The donor will be added to the honours list for their “lightbulb altering work”. Eventually, the Tories are voted out of power and the lightbulb is quietly changed by a new administration.
How many DIY enthusiasts does it take to change a lightbulb?
One, but it takes two weeks and four trips to the hardware store.