This dad joke
Author: Matt
Pirates make great singers because they love to hit the high Cs.
World War 2 ended more than six years ago
The army’s enlisted men helped build this fence
Specifically, Private Fishing and Private Property.
Said the hat to the scarf, “You hang around, I’ll go on ahead.”
TIL protons have mass. I didn’t even know they were catholic.
Humpty has lost his hat
The last I heard, Humpty dumped his hat on the wall.
Q. What’s blue and smells like red paint?
A. Blue paint
Christmas pun hunting
It’s December, and that means I’m on the hunt for the best and worst Christmas cracker jokes.
I had to give up my dream of starting an all chicken football team
There were just too many fowls.
Singing?
Did you know that at any given moment, the urge to sing, “The Lion Sleeps Tonight” is just a whim away, a whim away, a whim away…
Witch health
What medicines do witches use on their warts?
I don’t know, but it isn’t working.
We always go to the pub when we leave the church
It’s a thirst after righteousness
Can confirm,
is a photo; not a drawing by a horse or human.
Hit me with your best chicken jokes
File this under Jokes And Puns as you give me your best chicken jokes, gags, and puns.
Did you hear about the award winning scarecrow?
He was outstanding in his field.
Fishing?
I’m okay at fishing but I cod be better.
Did you know that the Roman empire fell over ten days ago?
Robot music:
Q. What type of music do robots listen to?
A. Bebop
Sounds Wasps Make
I bought a vinyl record yesterday called “Sounds Wasps Make”.
When I got home and played the record, it didn’t sound anything like wasps.
Then I realised I was playing the bee side.
In a nutshell, this is a tree
I’ve tried a lot of unemployment jokes…
None of them work